George Carlin

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.

George Carlin

I’m completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.

Johnny Carson

The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.

Dennis Miller

Born again?! No, I’m not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.

H.L. Mencken

It doesn’t take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause.

H.L. Mencken

The one permanent emotion of the inferior man is fear – fear of the unknown, the complex, the inexplicable. What he wants above everything else is safety.

H.L. Mencken

The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he is one of God’s children, but that as soon as he succeeds he is taken over by the Devil.

H.L. Mencken

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.

Maria Montessori

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed.

Winston Churchill

A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.

George Washington

Associate with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation; for it is better to be alone than in bad company.

George Washington

If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter.