Message to Robber Baron Socialists

“Just write a check and shut up.” — New Jersey Governor Chris Christie’s message to Warren Buffet and other socialist rich people who whine that taxes must be higher, because they feel guilty and want government to redistribute wealth.

Church + State = Death

I’m completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. — George Carlin