How to Talk to a Socialist

The bum to the rich doctor: “You think Jesus loves you more just because you’ve got money?”

The rich doctor to the bum: “No. Do you think Jesus loves you more because you don’t? If you want to believe there’s virtue in your poverty, that’s fine. You seem to believe I’m an a–hole because I’m rich. I’m not going to apologize for it. I earned it, OK? If it weren’t for a lifetime of hard work and sacrifice, I wouldn’t be where I am today!!”

— A scene from the television series,  “Nip Tuck”