It has been said that liberals and socialists with a lot of money who hate capitalism are simply self-loathing. This is undoubtedly true, in many cases. My message to such people — speaking on behalf of those of us who love a private property order, and unhampered capitalism — is this: Don’t loathe yourselves. We loathe you enough, already. So don’t worry; we’ve got you covered. (Pictured: Actor Sean Penn with his second favorite socialist, Hugo Chavez.)